Friday 11 May 2012
Competitive Selection CSS
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This is how our "Competitive Selection" works!!!
Interviewers: If I have 500 bricks on a plane, and I drop one from these bricks from the plane how many bricks will remain?
Candidate: Its very easy, 499!
I: Good, tell me three steps to put an elephent in a fridge?
C: Open the door, put the elephent in the fridge, close the door!
I: Tell me 4 step to put a deer in the fridge?
C: Open the door, get the elephent out, put the deer in and close the door!
I: Its birthday part of lion, all animals were there except deer, why?
C: Because it is in the fridge.
I: An old woman wants to cross a swamp filled with the crocodiles, how will she?
C: She already crossed it, as all crocodiles are at the birthday party!
I: Even crossing the swamp, the old lady died, why?
C: Hmmnn, Aaaaan, She drowned????
I: No she was hit by the brick that I threw out of my plane in the begining. You may go now as you are not a suitable candidate for "Competitive services"!!!!!
Interviewers: If I have 500 bricks on a plane, and I drop one from these bricks from the plane how many bricks will remain?
Candidate: Its very easy, 499!
I: Good, tell me three steps to put an elephent in a fridge?
C: Open the door, put the elephent in the fridge, close the door!
I: Tell me 4 step to put a deer in the fridge?
C: Open the door, get the elephent out, put the deer in and close the door!
I: Its birthday part of lion, all animals were there except deer, why?
C: Because it is in the fridge.
I: An old woman wants to cross a swamp filled with the crocodiles, how will she?
C: She already crossed it, as all crocodiles are at the birthday party!
I: Even crossing the swamp, the old lady died, why?
C: Hmmnn, Aaaaan, She drowned????
I: No she was hit by the brick that I threw out of my plane in the begining. You may go now as you are not a suitable candidate for "Competitive services"!!!!!
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